blippin' tricks

I think people who are part of minorities create racism. Because they flock towards each other. So no, it's not that our seating is segregated. It's that all the black people sit with the other black people and Asians sit with other Asians.

I just had a really good thought and then it slipped out of the back of my head.

Right! Okay. I hate it when people use the word "legit." It's really starting to annoy me. Especially when they use it when they don't even know a) what it's short for or b) how to use the original word. If you're going to use the word "legit" know what "legitimate" means. Here, I'll even help you out.

le-git-i-mate
adjective |liˈjitəmit|1 the only form of legitimate gambling: legal, lawful, licit, legalized,authorized, permitted, permissible, allowable, allowed, admissible,sanctioned, approved, licensed, statutory, constitutional; informal legit,street legal. ANTONYMS illegal.2 the legitimate heir: rightful, lawful, genuine, authentic, real, true,proper, authorized, sanctioned, acknowledged, recognized.ANTONYMS false, fraudulent.3 legitimate grounds for doubt: valid, sound, well-founded, justifiable,reasonable, sensible, just, fair, bona fide. ANTONYMS illegal.
Now, don't use "legit" in a situation where you would not use the word "legitimate." OkayGot it? Good.
That awkward moment when...

• someone gets a gagillion "likes" on a really generic status.
• someone announces they have a fatal disease via facebook.
• you get a new boyfriend and your friends send him facebook requests before you do.
• you go to the bathroom and realize you left your toothbrush at home and now have to use your finger.
• you ask a question that the teacher literally just gave the answer to.
• you forget the different between to, too, and two.
• you say something stupid right when someone with authority walks up behind you.
• your friends don't de-friend your boyfriend after you break up.
• you cough trying to cover up a laugh because you're the only one in class awake enough to realize what the professor just said could be turned into a really awesome "you're mom" joke.
• you get a good look at someone after knowing them for a long time and shout, "Your eyes are -insert color here-!" in the middle of a conversation.
• you realize you spent an hour doing the wrong homework assignment.
• you ask someone a question on facebook and they "like" it without answering.
• you realize the person with the weird facial expression in the background of that photo is actually you.
• your chair or shoe makes a farting noise so you try to recreate the noise so people will know it wasn't you but come up unsuccessful.
• you make a reference during a group discussion that no one else understands.
• you wave at someone or say hello and they pass by without noticing or hearing you.
• there's a sex scene in a movie you're watching with your parents.
• when the class is taking a test so it's dead silent and you hiccup/sneeze/make an absurdly loud noise and everyone turns to look at you.
• you go to stand up and leave but end up back in your seat because your bag strap got caught on your chair.
• you realize your text got redirected to the wrong person. 
• you use scandalous language on your FB profile and your mom/grandma/aunt/teacher comments on it.
• the professor says roll call and you realize your name isn't on the list.
• you show up to a classy function wearing the same outfit as someone else and must spend the night avoiding them.
• five minutes later you exclaim, "Oooh!" because you just understood the punch line.
• you say, "Awkwaaard..." and you're the only one who thinks it's awkward enough to point it out.

If you don't own a kneaded eraser, you should. You don't even have to use it to erase things. Just stretch it apart and play with it. It's a great stress reliever.

Okay. At this point I really just don't give a fuck about the Rockefeller family and their house. Seriously.

My ants look really good (: I'm excited about them.

My sissy Anna sent me a good pack of nice Crayola colored pencils so I can actually color now without using my good art supplies! I was really excited. Plus it meant that I got mail, which is always an exciting discovery. I love putting in the combination to my mailbox and opening it up and finding something in there. It's like finding buried treasure.

It got kind of chilly out today... I love fall, though (: Fall was when Evan and I first started really hanging out and talking. And late October was when he asked me out. It's my favorite time of year. Oh, and also I really love it when the leaves change. Especially once they fall and it's really dry and you rake them all together and jump in a big pile of them. That's the best... It reminds me of my great-grandmother. Fall also means apple cider and pumpkin carving and Halloween. ("H-a-double l-o-w-double e-n spells Halloween!") So, get excited!

I had a really nice Skype date with my BGGF (best gay guy friend) tonight. We discussed blippin' tricks and how "bate" sounds like the nasty, 15-year-old-boy slang term for "masturbate" because a mutual friend of ours decided that it was necessary for everyone else to know that they haven't don't that in a record amount of time... or something. Not that any of you needed to know that, either. But I thought I'd share.

I hope the fact that I incessantly text in bed doesn't keep my roommate awake. I don't think it does because sometimes she snores.

<3 kinsey.